Ten things I’ve learned on this Asian experience with my boy:
- Leopards are pretty scary when they’re strolling past your open top jeep and looking you in the eye
- It’s important to manually date stamp every form and ticket, preferably with some force
- The bigger the hotel, the fatter the guest
- Arabic women have the full black kit for swimming as well. They look like they’re going diving
- Optimal Cody is found between 4 and 10 in the blood sugar range. Any higher and his sweetness leaves the temple
- Buddhas still me like nothing else has ever been able to
- The world doesn’t end if my nails aren’t perfect
- When the sign says shut your balcony door as the monkeys are very cheeky and will steal from you, it’s true
- “Little bit spicy” can be loosely translated as “really fucking hot”
- The train will eventually come