An article in this weekend’s  Sunday Times confirmed yet another reason to keep yourself on high ladies: an Italian academic recently concluded that high heels may physically help women to have orgasms.

A urologist  by the name of  Maria Cerruto discovered that a couple of extra inches down there can twang your lady bits like a harpest in a symphony orchestra. Apparently the elevation of the heel tilts the pelvis, so the electrical activity in the said ‘area’ dramatically increases, leaving women in ballet flats seriously under pumped. They get what they deserve frankly.

So that’s another reason I don’t feel guilty about adding to my collection today. Tortoiseshell? Are they beautiful or what?  Aren’t you getting a little quivver even looking at them?

Chrisian Loubatain is our master of course. And here’s the news flash: I was there today, in Christian Loubatain Paris, seeing the red mist as I hunted my prey.  Suddenly a frisson (no not from my panties) ran through all of the women in the boutique. Mr Loubotain walked through the shop.

There is a god. I saw him just a few hours ago.