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  • 66. I suspect Nelson was briefed.

    We just went for a one and a half hour walk into town for a break from the compound. Followed the rules. Turned left.

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  • 65. House Arrest

    I wonder if it’s all part of making me let go. There’s no cellphone reception at the Retreat so to make contact with the outside world you have to use their landline. This morning I think I was on the phone too long, and was promptly given a PIN number for future use. I weakly…

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  • 64. Note to self: breathe

    We caught a supershuttle to the retreat. Trevor knew a lot about the area he’d lived in all his life. As well as all the Nelson hotspots and historical highlights, he also handily gave us directions to the cop shop should we go clubbing and get in a spot of bother. Nelson can kick up…

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  • 63. Fast. No food.

    I am packing tonight, again I am packing. Tomorrow I am heading to Nelson with a friend to take on a Seven Day Fast at something called a Wellness Centre.  Seven days, no eating.  Our diet will apparently consist of juices, supplements and  herbs. We will be dry brushing. We will be gently walking. We…

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  • 62. Making friends with an anticlimax.

    Three vouchers, four queues and a minivan  later and we find ourselves resident in a Day Room at a hotel, somewhere near Kuala Lumpur. It’s enormous, this hotel. Enormous. Four pavilions. And the architects are having a right old laugh, they must be.  “Let’s throw as many different luxe surfaces together as we can in…

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  • 61. The bigger the hotel, the fatter the guest.

    Ten things I’ve learned on this Asian experience with my boy: Leopards are pretty scary when they’re strolling past your open top jeep and looking you in the eye It’s important to manually date stamp every form and ticket, preferably with some force The bigger the hotel, the fatter the guest Arabic women have the…

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